Here they are, the brat and the boy. I snapped this just as the boy was ready to go back to college on Sunday afternoon. The brat complained because her hair wasn't washed and she wasn't dressed in any of her funky clothes. As far as the boy goes, I certainly never told him that maroon and red work together.
By the way, there is nothing wrong with your vision, the boy does have a crooked nose - the result of a loose ball scramble while playing summer basketball four years ago. It will need to be fixed once he has stopped growing.