I received this from a neighbor. For all of us "girls" going through "the change," it is most appropriate. For all our husbands, read and learn.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.