January 19, 2009

Menopause Jewelry

I received this from a neighbor. For all of us "girls" going through "the change," it is most appropriate. For all our husbands, read and learn.

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.


Mental P Mama said...

I could have written this.

Ellen said...

Now we know that the mood rings of the 70's were really meant for our moms.