March 24, 2011

Thursday Thoughts - Which one shall I choose???

It time for more "designer" shoes. Would someone please tell me how one wears these??

My guess is that the heel on this shoe can be used if you need a nail in a hurry. Or a weapon. I hope it doesn't rust if it's exposed to water.

Nothing says "old lady shoes" like one that comes with saggy knee hi or fallen down thigh high hosiery already attached. And it looks to me like the heel is about break with one wrong step. Ugh!

I have no words to describe this shoe except "ouch!" I can't imagine standing in these without falling backward. But at least if you fall backward going down hill you won't slide since the spike will firmly plant your foot in the ground. Though a broken ankle or leg is a real possibility. Another use is a weapon if attacked while bar hopping. Or to puncture your child's inflatable pool.

If you know me, you know that I am pretty much not safe in any shoe higher than sneaker height. One inch heal max, and that's pushing it. I just don't get "high" fashion. How about you?


Laura~peach~ said...

not only are they ugly they look so uncomfortable... the first one i can see a young woman wearing the other two EWWWWWWWWW

Mental P Mama said...

I actually love those blue ones!!peri

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Those red things are shoes...really? Yeah I like to keep myself close to the ground too!

Mental P Mama said...

I actually love those blue ones!!

Nurse Nancy said...

I just bought the last pair you showed....thought they would be fashionable and could use them to keep JBM and FlyBoy in line....NOT!

I will stick with my clogs, sneakers and FitFlops!