Thursday Thoughts - Which one shall I choose???

It time for more "designer" shoes. Would someone please tell me how one wears these??

My guess is that the heel on this shoe can be used if you need a nail in a hurry. Or a weapon. I hope it doesn't rust if it's exposed to water.

Nothing says "old lady shoes" like one that comes with saggy knee hi or fallen down thigh high hosiery already attached. And it looks to me like the heel is about break with one wrong step. Ugh!

I have no words to describe this shoe except "ouch!" I can't imagine standing in these without falling backward. But at least if you fall backward going down hill you won't slide since the spike will firmly plant your foot in the ground. Though a broken ankle or leg is a real possibility. Another use is a weapon if attacked while bar hopping. Or to puncture your child's inflatable pool.

If you know me, you know that I am pretty much not safe in any shoe higher than sneaker height. One inch heal max, and that's pushing it. I just don't get "high" fashion. How about you?